And when he got into the shop nobody did he spy.

So he turned upon heels and toward the door he sped till he heard the sound of a X X X right above his head, till he heard the sound of a X X X right above his head.

Now this young man was a bold young man so up the stairs he sped.

And very surprised was he to find the chandler's wife in bed.

And with her was a fine young man of very considerable size and they were having a X X X right before his eyes, and they were having a X X X right before his eyes.

Now when the fun was over and done she lifted up her head.

And very surprised was she to find a man beside her bed.

"If you would keep my secret sir, if you would be so kind, then you may stop in for a X X X whenever ya fill inclined, yes, you may stop in for a X X X whenever ya fill inclined."

Now all ya married men take head whenever ya come to town.

If you must leave your woman at home be sure to tie her down.