I ATE A REGULAR BAGEL WITH BUTTER!

2. The worst thing that has happened in your day thus far

MY BOSSES WIFE SHOWED UP TO WORK TODAY

3. What is the funniest word/phrase you can think of?

HMMMM�.

4. How does music play a part in your life. Does it shape who you are?

ALMOST EVERYTHING I DO HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH MUSIC � MUSIC MAKES THE WORLD GO AROUND

5. Are you a morning person or night owl? NIGHT OWL!

6. Blue or black ink? BLUE

7. Would you rather be too hot or too cold? TOO COLD

8. Finish this sentence. "The first thing I'd do with my lottery winnings is..." RENT A WINNABEGO AND GATHER SOME FRIENDS AND GO ON EVERY ROLLARCOASTER IN THE USA

9. You've just won the lottery and have bought a new mansion. What would you DEFINITELY have to have in your multi-million dollar home? AN INSIDE IN-THE-GROUND POOL

10. What is your dream job? ACTING AND SINGING AND DANCING ON BROADWAY

11. What book are you currently reading? THE CRIMSON PETAL & THE WHITE BY MICHEL FABER

12. When you buy a pack of gum, what kind do you buy? ORBITZ WINTERGREEN OR DENTINE ICE WINTERGREEN

13. Favorite movie quote �I SEE YOUR SCHWARTZ IS AS BIG AS MINE � AH, BUT DO YOU KNOW HOW TO USE IT.� �TOOOEEEE PIIIIIICK�

14. Have you ever seen any form of pornography? YES

15. If you could recreate one 'love' scene from a movie, what would it be?

16. Which of these places would you prefer to have sex in? Elevator, hot tub, the kitchen floor, or just your comfy bed? ALWAYS WANTED TO DO IT IN AN ELEVATOR. (DONE THE KITCHEN FLOOR AND THE COMFY BED)

17. Have you ever had 'phone sex' or 'cyber sex'? YES AND YES

18. Have you ever had a 3-some? YES

19 Name one famous person you'd like to have sex with. RANDAL KEITH OR JEFF THACHER (OOO, I WOULD LIKE TO APPLY QUESTION 18 HERE!) HAHAHA

20. What is your favorite place on this earth that you have been to so far? KEY WEST

21. If you could go on a road trip today, where would you go? ACROSS THE USA AND BACK

22. Do you believe in ghosts? YES

23. What do you wear to sleep? A TEE SHIRT (CURRENTLY W/RANDAL KEITH ON IT)

24. Ever slept in the nude? YES

25. Which side of the bed do you sleep on? RIGHT

26. What color are your bedsheets? LAVENDER

27. Do you make your bed every day? HELL NO

28. how many pillows are on your bed? 4 REG PILLOW, A HEART SHAPED PILLOW W/ARMS, A HUSBAND AND A BODY PILLOW = 7

29. Do you think your nose is too big, too small or just right? JUST RIGHT.

30. If you could change your name, what would you choose? HEATHER PAIGE

31. If you could be any age, what age would that be? 26

32. Smell that reminds you of something happy? MY SHAMPOO � IT REMINDS ME OF THE REN FEST.

33. Favorite cartoon as a child. BUGS BUNNY

34. Favorite fruit BANANA

35. Are you obsessed with anything? Anyone? HELL YEAH. ROCKAPELLA, RANDAL KEITH.

36. If you could be granted just ONE wish, what would it be? TO BE THIN WITH A ENOUGH MONEY TO NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MONEY

37. Do you fold or scrunch your toilet paper? FOLD

38. Have you ever completely stopped speaking to someone? How come? YES. SHE WAS BITCH AND LIED AND TRIED TO BREAK UP MY FRIENDSHIP WITH MY BEST FRIEND.

39. What's the one possession of yours that you cherish above all others? MY WOOBIE

40. Do you believe past lives? YES, I THINK

41. Ocean or Lake? OCEAN

42. Favorite article of clothing you own. MY GRAY WOOBIE SHIRT WHICH IS MISSING

43. Steak or chicken? BOTH

44. Favorite Disney villain/villainess? URSULA THE SEA WITCH

45. What kind of shoes are you wearing right now? BLACK AND GRAY AND SILVER SKECHERS

46. What was your first concert? PRINCE�S PURPLE RAIN TOUR

47. What was your first job? BABYSITTING.

48. Highest bowling score you've ever gotten? 184

49. Have you ever wrote a whole long diary/journal entry and had it not work when you pressed done? GOOD LORD YES!

59. Anything else? GO SEE JEKYLL AND HYDE AT CAP � NOW THRU 11/16. AND DON�T FORGET THAT I AM THE CUTEST, FUNNIEST AND NICEST PERSON YOU HAVE EVER MET DESPITE MY BITCHYNESS. HEHE.