1) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:

TUNE UP YOUR SYSTEM� � IT�S AN OLD WINDOWS 98 GETTING STARTED MANUAL

2) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?

MY WALL CALANDER

3) What is the last thing you watched on TV?

CHANNEL 12 NEWS

4) WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is. 11:45

5) Now look at the clock, what is the actual time? 11.37

6) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

THE WATER COOLER HUMMING, PEOPLE ACROSS THE HALL TALKING

7) When did you last step outside? what were you doing?

THIS MORNNG, DROVE TO WORK

8) Before you came to this website, what did you look at?

BEFORE MY LJ FRIENDS WEBPAGE I LOOKED AT MY DIARLYLAND FRIENDS PAGE

9) What are you wearing?

JEANS A TEE SHIRT AND A LONG SWEATER

10) Did you dream last night? YES

about what? ALL I REMEMBER WAS IT WAS DEF IN COLOR AND I WAS GOING INTO THE GARAGE TO KILL THE BUGS AND IT WAS INFESTED WITH A MILLION MOTHS AND I RAN THRU THE MOTHS, BUT THEY TURNED OUT TO BE BEE�S, BUT THEY WERE ALL IN BLACK AND WHITE.

11) When did you last laugh?

THIS MORNING

12) What is on the walls of the room you are in?

WORK RELATED MEMOS AND INFO

13) Seen anything weird lately?

UNFORTUNATELY, NO.

14) Last movie you saw?

WHAT A GIRL WANTS (I HEART COLIN FIRTH)

15) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?

CLOTHES, MY AIRLINE TIX TO LONDON FOR ME AND BROOMER, PAY OFF MY DEBTS ALONG WITH MY PARENTS, BROTHERS, THE MAGGIO�S AND BROOMERS DEBTS, A NEW CAR

16) Tell me something about you that I don't know

I SUCKED MY THUMB TILL THE 3RD GRADE

17) Do you like to dance?

IN A DANCE CLASS OR ON STAGE, YES, FREESTYLING IN A CLUB OR WEDDING, DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH I�VE HAD TO DRINK!

19) George Bush: HIS ENTIRE AGENDA INVOLVES TAKING AWAY OUR PERSONAL RIGHTS, NO THANK YOU.

20) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? HEATHER, PAIGE, ISABELLA

21) [Same question for a boy] WHATEVER MY HUSBANDS NAME IS I GUESS, TYLER, ZACK

22) Would you ever consider living abroad? YES

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last cigarette: SEPTEMBER 1996

last kiss: LAST NIGHT

last good cry: LAST NIGHT

last library book checked out: ADMINISTRATIVE AIDE STUDY GUIDE FOR CIVIL SERVANTS TEST

last book read: DON�T RECALL THE NAME � SOMETHING ABOUT ANNE BOYLEN

last cuss word uttered: SHIT

last beverage drank: WATER

last food consumed: REDUCED FAT TOWN HOUSE CRAKERS WITH BRIE CHEESE

last phone call: A CLIENT AT WORK

last tv show watched: CHANNEL 12 NEWS (LAST NIGHT FRIENDS)

last shoes worn: CURRENTLY WEARING MY FAV BROWN SHOES

last cd played: A MADELIN MAD MIX

last item bought: FOOD SHOPPING

last downloaded song: I HAVEN�T DOWNLOADED IN FOREVER

last annoyance: LOSING A ROLE TO DONNA

last disappointment: LOSING A ROLE TO DONNA

last soda drank: PEPSI

last thing handwritten: AN EXPIRATION LIST OF CLIENTS AT WORK

last word spoken: OKAY

last sleep: WOKE UP AT 7:30AM TODAY

last IM: JENN ABOUT THE CHICK IN HER OFFICE BEING LET GO

last weird encounter: HMMMM

last ice cream eaten: SKINNY COW POP

last amused: THIS MORNING

last time wanting to die: CAN�T REMEMBER WHEN

last time in love: 1995-96

last time hugged: MY MOM THIS MORNING

last time scolded: MY DAD LAST NIGHT FOR DOWNLOADING AN EBOOK

last lipstick used: JORDAN CLEAR LIP GLOSS

last shirt worn: CURRENTLY A BLACK T WITH A LONG SWEATER

last time dancing: THURSDAY NIGHT AT DANCE CLASS

last poster looked at: I JUST LOOKED UP AND SAW THE VITAMIN WATER POSTER ACROSS THE HALL

last show attended: CONCERT-JANET JACKSON, PLAY-INTO THE WOODS AT SMITHTOWN

last webpage visited: LIVEJOURNAL.COM, DIARYLAND.COM

1 MINUTE AGO: TYPING

1 HOUR AGO: DOING THE PENDING FILES AT WORK

1 DAY AGO: WORK, GYM, FOODSHOPPING

1 WEEK AGO: WORK, GYM

1 YEAR AGO: YOU ARE LUCKY I REMEMBER ONE WEEK AGO

current mood: ANNOYED

current music:NONE

current hair: PONYTAIL

current annoyance: THAT I HAVE TO WORK

current smell: BATH & BODY WORKS HAND REPAIR COCONUT LIME VERBENA

current thing I should be doing: WORK

current desktop picture: ITS CALLED PRAIREWIND

current refreshment: WATER

current worry: FINDING A NEW JOB AND LOSING WEIGHT AND MAKING MORE MONEY

1. What do you most like about your body? MY EYES

2. And least? EVERYTHING ELSE

3. How many fillings do you have? JUST ABOUT AN ENTIRE MOUTH FULL

4. Do you think you're good looking? SOMETIMES

5. Do other people tell you that you're good looking? SOMETIMES, USUALLY WOMEN