Bisexual -- gay

Drama - an imaginary condition made up by sad, lonely individuals with

no real problems in their life who feel the need to drag stabile well-balanced individuals who are trying to make a valuable contribution to society down to their level in hopes of making themselves feel better.

Ex -- 1) anyone you've slept with more than once. 2) a club drug popular in the late 90's.

Gaylights - an unnatural highlighting of the hair that no straight man would be caught dead with.

Gurl - the first word of every sentence. "Gurl, you 'bout ready to

go?" "Gurl, I haven't had sex in 3 days!"

Hayyy -- a greeting. The gayer you are, the more Y's you put at the

end.

Stress -- an non-imaginary condition brought on by the drama of others.

Troll - anyone older than you that wants you to go home with them.

Trick -- see Trade

Twink -- anyone younger than you that won't go home with you.

Twelve - how old you are if you're not 21.

Universe -- the area of space contained within a 3 foot diameter of every gay man.

Whore - anyone who has more sex than you.