Never eat more than you can lift. - Miss Piggy

Too much of a good thing...can be wonderful. - Mae West

Everyone's entitled to my opinion. - Madonna

If you don't have anything nice to say about anyone....come sit by me. - Alice Longworth

When faced with a decision always ask "What would be the most fun?" - Peggy Walker

What you eat standing up doesn't count. - Beth Barnes

Housework can't kill you, but why take the chance? - Phyllis Diller